DoomieJ Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Zidane, why does your part of the forum suck more dicks than the bang forum? Why the fuck are people posting cosplay in a place where i am supposed to spam to fucking death to make it interesting. Instead of that faggot cosplay shit, watch this. Way more manly + educational. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yashanyu1 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Because 34 Is anything Safe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drill Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Dammit, where's that next episode! I want to see if Zidane finishes charging the Spirit Bomb before Tsubaki actually gets 5 charges in a BBCS match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guymam Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Man, I just don't want to be in a doujin with Hiago. It's just going to be bad for everyone involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrayscaleRain Report post Posted December 15, 2010 *opens the door and walks in* ... *is about to say something, but doesn't, turns around, walks out and quietly shuts the door* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yashanyu1 Report post Posted December 15, 2010 AY GET THE FUCK BACK HERE! DON'T YOU RUN >:0! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critical Edge Report post Posted December 15, 2010 Oh... oh wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drill Report post Posted December 16, 2010 Zidane saves motherfucking Christmas Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a player was stirring Even Dacid in a blouse The tourney was all done Nobody left there They were waiting for Santa And not giving a care But when Santa would come To give Zidane his gift Santa tripped and got punished Cuz his gift giving whiffed He fell to the ground Hit it really quite hard And as he sprained his ankle He felt like a retard "Who will deliver the presents?" Asked the chubby old man When Zidane then appeared and said "I have a plan." He took Santa's bag And he gave a throw And a Jayoku sent it In the air through the snow From the bag flew the presents For all girls and boys And they reached all the homes With safe landings for toys For midwest and East Coast They got a brand new fight stick And the West Coast got coal Because they all could suck dick When Santa was better And the night was then through He walked up to Zidane And said "I owe you." Santa got in his sleigh And took off in flight. "Merry Christmas to all, and to Haz Coast Good night!" THIS is what happens when you get a lame/terrible idea at five in the morning and decide to post it anyways. Edited to bold my acknowledgement that this is horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huey253 Report post Posted December 16, 2010 zidane has people writing songs about him. how cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critical Edge Report post Posted December 16, 2010 And not giving a care But when Santa would come To give Zidane his gift Santa tripped and got punished Cuz his gift giving whiffed Fucking amazing. My sides are burning... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soriphen Report post Posted December 16, 2010 Shit, didn't know Haz forums was this crazy. KEEP ME AMUSED...lol jk, you guys are fukin funny as hell though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klaige Report post Posted December 16, 2010 I got to work this morning, read this forum as was like: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nini Heart Report post Posted December 16, 2010 And the West Coast got coal Because they all could suck dick This thread is fucken hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sharakonta Report post Posted December 16, 2010 That was entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dacidbro Report post Posted December 16, 2010 This will not go unpunished. I'll be back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dacidbro Report post Posted December 16, 2010 I want to leave the far off west, To put to rest unfinished past. My patience this trolling tests, So it's time to kick some ass. I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. To find someone, who could withstand The power of my pride East coast Haz It's you and me I now know my destiny East coast Haz You're my next hit Cause my Bang is too legit East coast Haz A tale so blue Your mix up's as old as you You troll me but know it's true East Coast Haz Never gonna win East Coast Haz Every MM along the way Opponents I disgrace For my rent money, every day I will destroy your face (real talk dicks) Just give up, the time is right There's no better Bang Arm and arm I'll win the fight While sipping purple Tang East coast Haz It's you and me I now know my destiny East coast Haz You're my next hit Cause my Bang is too legit East coast Haz A tale so blue Your mix up's as old as you You troll me but know it's true East Coast Haz Never gonna win East Coast Haz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yashanyu1 Report post Posted December 16, 2010 ...No comment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arifureta Report post Posted December 16, 2010 Oh god, that tune is in my head now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St1ckBuG Report post Posted December 16, 2010 Dacid trying to be cute. 0/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killionaire Report post Posted December 16, 2010 *clap clap* I don't think I need to hear that again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guymam Report post Posted December 16, 2010 They're just pissy because they live in the shitty east coast and there is no In-n-Out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klaige Report post Posted December 16, 2010 Wow.... this is fucking sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killionaire Report post Posted December 16, 2010 there is no In-n-Out there. In my experiences, THIS is the biggest problem with living in the east coast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dacidbro Report post Posted December 16, 2010 Stay obviously biased, if it worships east coast it's praised no matter how bad it is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites