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Zidane, why does your part of the forum suck more dicks than the bang forum? Why the fuck are people posting cosplay in a place where i am supposed to spam to fucking death to make it interesting.

Instead of that faggot cosplay shit, watch this. Way more manly + educational.

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Dammit, where's that next episode! I want to see if Zidane finishes charging the Spirit Bomb before Tsubaki actually gets 5 charges in a BBCS match.

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Zidane saves motherfucking Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the house

Not a player was stirring

Even Dacid in a blouse

The tourney was all done

Nobody left there

They were waiting for Santa

And not giving a care

But when Santa would come

To give Zidane his gift

Santa tripped and got punished

Cuz his gift giving whiffed

He fell to the ground

Hit it really quite hard

And as he sprained his ankle

He felt like a retard

"Who will deliver the presents?"

Asked the chubby old man

When Zidane then appeared and said

"I have a plan."

He took Santa's bag

And he gave a throw

And a Jayoku sent it

In the air through the snow

From the bag flew the presents

For all girls and boys

And they reached all the homes

With safe landings for toys

For midwest and East Coast

They got a brand new fight stick

And the West Coast got coal

Because they all could suck dick

When Santa was better

And the night was then through

He walked up to Zidane

And said "I owe you."

Santa got in his sleigh

And took off in flight.

"Merry Christmas to all,

and to Haz Coast Good night!"

THIS is what happens when you get a lame/terrible idea at five in the morning and decide to post it anyways.

Edited to bold my acknowledgement that this is horrible.

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And not giving a care

But when Santa would come

To give Zidane his gift

Santa tripped and got punished

Cuz his gift giving whiffed

Fucking amazing. My sides are burning...

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I want to leave the far off west,

To put to rest unfinished past.

My patience this trolling tests,

So it's time to kick some ass.

I will travel across the land,

Searching far and wide.

To find someone, who could withstand

The power of my pride

East coast Haz

It's you and me

I now know my destiny

East coast Haz

You're my next hit

Cause my Bang is too legit

East coast Haz

A tale so blue

Your mix up's as old as you

You troll me but know it's true

East Coast Haz

Never gonna win

East Coast Haz

Every MM along the way

Opponents I disgrace

For my rent money, every day

I will destroy your face (real talk dicks)

Just give up, the time is right

There's no better Bang

Arm and arm I'll win the fight

While sipping purple Tang

East coast Haz

It's you and me

I now know my destiny

East coast Haz

You're my next hit

Cause my Bang is too legit

East coast Haz

A tale so blue

Your mix up's as old as you

You troll me but know it's true

East Coast Haz

Never gonna win

East Coast Haz

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