The Michigan Thread 10 - You Gonna Get Taken Home.

[LunaKage]

The New Michigan Thread

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Casuals are hosted every Friday at the GameYard at 6pm - 2am for $6.

Casuals have also been held at Luna's house, and Troy's place as well.

Events

December 18th - RanBats (Link)

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BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

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Game Mechanics (Part 2)

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Melty Blood

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The Canada Story, brought to you by our own Black Onslaught.

CANADA : A HISTORY OF STARBURST STEALING NIGGAS

me, axis, troy, skye and grendy were riding to keytard's place in PH for some casuals ( he has since die, aka we haven't heard from him since )

our method of navigation was by using grendy's ( at the time ) reliable droid

now see, we're niggas, so we automatically placed our faith in the white man's GPS system in a phone

... but that's where we fucked up

on the way the port huron the droid told us to get on the bridge to canada, and make a u-turn

naturally, all of us were hesitant but troy was driving and he's one scary white dude so we respected the white man's droid navigational abilities

..... but that's where we fucked up

we are immediately shaken down by the canada defense force, and forced to pull into customs

.... but that's where shit got real

we got forced out of the car, forced to leave all potentially dangerous objects in the car, troy got asked if he was carrying like nuclear bombs or something

i left my starbursts in the car, on this fateful day

.. a half pack of red and pink starbursts. RED AND PINK, THE BEST TWO FUCKING FLAVORS

after we got molested/questioned by the customs police rape force ( they went in Grendy's gooty, pray for him ) they give us some ticket from Willy Wonka and we head back to Troy's car

I immediately look in the backseat and notice that my cell phone and mp3 player ( and grendy's punkass droid ) are there, but there is one critical element missing -- my goddamn staburst

however, we all needed to get the hell out of Canada, and I was pretty sure one of the cops was seconds away from throwing cocaine on Axis and killing him for the 1993 setup

so we depart, I turn around in the backseat and glare out the window --

and I see it

a thing no one should see

a canadian cop eating my red and pink starburst and licking his lips

.....

fuck canada.

The Chicken Nugget Story, as Presented by Our Own Skye

On one foggy evening, 4 men sat in a basement, sadlifing about pedophile jokes and mandango S&M porn, Steven (Axis), Christopher (Skye), Kevin (not Luna), and George, enjoying a Friday night as we always do.

Suddenly, George has an idea!

"We need chicken nuggets! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"

Kevin is reluctant, trying to have tact in this, a stroke of genius, however Christopher and Steven agrees instantly, "we need 100 chicken nuggets". Within minutes we gather all we can to contribute to the cause, Kevin included and we all hop in the car, at 10 PM, to McDonalds, we walk up to the desk and say, "We would like to order 100 chicken nuggets", the clerk looked at us like we were stoners, Steven had to confide in them that we weren't, she finally took us seriously and placed the order, after much deliberation and decision making, we decided to up the number to 150. So the order of 150 Chicken Nuggets were placed.

While waiting, Kevin and Steven brought up the brilliant idea to take all 150 Chicken Nuggets, go into the Play-Place and have an old fashioned nugget fight, "cuz we stack paper like that".

The idea was placed under much consideration, but we were hungry.

So we gathered all 150 Chicken Nuggets and went to the gas station to get drinks, when we returned, we basked in the glorious nuggetage.

When we were "done" (we couldn't even finish them all), we sat back, a few of us laid down, Christopher included and Kevin booted up Tales of Phantasia, then quickly after, Chrono Trigger, in a bask of the moment, we named the characters after vulgar terms for genitals, we laughed at hilarious lines like-

• "Ass, can I come too?"
  
• "Cocks! Where have you been!?"
  
• "Ass's father Miguel"
  
• "Cocks, that's a nice name"
  
• "Cunt, something's wrong"
  

It was 1 am when we left from Kevin's house and we rode through frighteningly thick fog on home.

Friday nights that ended in thressomes were not as good as this one, and the best part, was that we were all sober.

The End.

[LunaKage]

Basic Player Information

Dustloop: LunaKage

NickName: Luna

RealName: Kevin

Location: Oak Park, MI.

Transportation: None

BB: Noel | Lambda

GG: Jam | Dizzy

MB: C-Sion | C-Ciel

AH: Kamui(Time) | Heart(Love)

Titles: Mod Squad | Thread Keeper | Holder Of Casuals

Dustloop: Skye

NickName: Skye

RealName: Christopher

Location: Detroit, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Valk | Arakune | Jin

GG: Order Sol | Ky

MB: Warachia

AH: The Male rapist character

Titles: Tech Guy | What Ring Rust? | Camera Man

Dustloop: Delrian

NickName: Del

RealName: Given on a need-to-know basis.

Location: Southfield, MI. sometimes Saline, MI.

Transportation: Need rides else I'm true team NAH.

BB: Lambda-11(considering switching)

GG: Undecided

MB: C-Len | F-Aoko.

AH: Weiss | Scharlachrot

Titles: Still Learning | Freedom Fighter

Dustloop: A.X.I.S.

NickName: Axis

RealName: Steven

Location: Detroit, MI

Transportation: Hitchin' rides

BB: Tager | Lambda

GG: Sol | Pot

MB: C/F-Satsuki | F-kouma

AH: none

Titles: Mod Squad | Hype Machine | Chris Tucker

Dustloop: Toasty

NickName: Toasty

RealName: Matt

Location: Grosse Pointe Park

Transportation: Car

BB: Relius | Tager | Hazama

GG: Venom | Faust | Potemkin

MB: F-Nero | C-SAkiha

AH: Yoriko | Lilica

Titles: RanBat Kingpin | Meltiest Blood | Team Mom

Dustloop: unsanctifier

NickName: Canada

RealName: Omar

Location: Toronto, Ontario (OH!!! CA!!! NA! DA!!!!)

Transportation: Car, Train, Bus, however.

BB: Rachel | Hakumen | Platinum

GG: Slayer

MB: Miyaki | W-Arc | Neco Arc

AH: Kamui

Titles: Honorary MI Guy

Dustloop: LuminAbyss

NickName: Lumin

RealName: Mohammad-Yasser (pick whichever, it's a first name middle name thing)

Location: Troy, MI

Transportation: I got a car, so I'll be picking up people a lot. On rare occasions, I'll need to hitch a ride.

BB: Ragna | Tsubaki

GG: Order Sol | Slayer

MB: H-Kohaku | F-Ciel | F-Riesbyfe

AH: Lieselotte

Titles: Still Learning | Freedom Fighter | Team Mom

Dustloop: Prototype909

NickName: Proto

RealName: Alex

Location: East Lansing/Grosse Pointe

Transportation: Will usually need pickup, will change next year

BB: Ragna | Makoto

GG: Undecided

MB: F-Tohno | F-Arc

AH: Lilica | Mei Fang

Titles: Meltiest Blood | Higher Learner

Dustloop: AOYF Jay

Nickname: Jay

Realname: Jake

Location: Detroit, MI.

Transportation: None

BB: Jin

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: True NAH | In Denial

Dustloop: ShardZ

NickName: ShardZ

RealName: Andrew

Location: West Bloomfield

Transportation: i haz car.

BB: No one until the balance patch.

GG: ABA(?)

MB: H/F-VAkiha | H-V.Sion

AH: Maybe Elsa or Lilica?

Titles: Meltiest Blood | Team Mom | Hype Magnet

Dustloop: BlackOnslaught

NickName: BO

RealName: Que'Ondreas

Location: Flint, MI.

Transportation: None, that backseat anime/90s rap mp3 player type of nigga.

BB: Hazama | Ragna | Jin

GG: Slayer | Sol | Order Sol

MB: H-VSion | H/F-Nanaya | F-Arc

AH: we'll see.

Titles: King NAH | True NAH | Hype Machine

Dustloop: Greats

NickName: Greats

RealName: Derrick

Location: Battle Creek or (usually) Houghton

Transportation: Ugly red car

BB: Litchi (retired)

GG: Testament (never really played much)

MB: Satsuki | VSion

AH: Zenia and Heart look cool?

Titles: Ye Of Little Posts

Dustloop: Grendy

NickName: Grendy

RealName: Ryan

Location: Toledo, OH

Transportation: Car. Willing to give rides when I can make it.

BB: Tsubaki | Hazama | Mu

GG: Johnny | Order Sol

MB: F.Roa

AH: maybe after I've tried it

Titles: Honorary MI Guy | Team Mom

Dustloop: Prodawg

NickName: Sydog

RealName: Jack

Location: Grosse Pointe MI

Transportation: Toasty's car

BB: Considering Valk if he is ever on the 360

GG: Chipp

MB: Kouma

AH: Undecided

Titles: Ye Of Little Posts

Dustloop: Jin_Winter rage

NickName: Shadow

RealName: John

Location: Shelby township

Transportation: my mom drives me place dawg.

BB: Jin Kisaragi | maybe Valkenhayn

GG: Millia Rage

MB: C/H/F.Akiha Tohno | H.Akiha Vermillion | F.Ciel

AH: Petra | Saki

Titles: Meltiest Blood | Young Blood

Dustloop: Leonil_Requiem

NickName: Leonil

RealName: Brian

Location: Oak Park, MI

Transportation: Random

BB: Ragna | Hakumen | Jin

GG: Ky | Johnny

MB: C_Warc | H_VAkiha

AH: Kamui | Petra | Lilica

Titles: Young Blood | What Ring Rust? | Dethroned

Dustloop: MainG_Jago

NickName: Jago

RealName: Marvin Jenkins

Location: Highland Park Michigan

Transportation: can borrow mother's car for now

BB: Mu | Ragna | Bang

GG: Order Sol | Johnny | Dizzy

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: New Blood | Current Champ

Dustloop: BigBadBrownBear

NickName: BrownBear

RealName: Capa

Location: Rochester Michigan

Transportation: Car?

BB: Arakune

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: The Unknown

Dustloop: Konton

NickName: Kon (Like from Bleach)

RealName: Chandler

Location: Temperance MI, Toledo Ohio

Transportation: My... uh... 2002 Subaru Forrester

BB: Noel

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: New Blood

Dustloop: Blakmaphia

NickName: Blak

RealName: Jeremy

Location: Novi, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Rachel

GG: Bridget | May

MB: Len

AH: Saki | Konoha

Titles: New Blood

[Delrian]

first

I even deleted my old post and I'm still first.

[LunaKage]

I saw that Del, and I can still see it, due to my mod powers I can see the remains of deleted posts, but I can only view them in the Noel forums.

Also Del, you should know better, shame.

[LuminAbyss]

free

I even deleted my old post and I'm still free.

Fixed.

[A.X.I.S.]

Must! Burn! Loli's!

Kill them! Murder them!

Must be crispy for the basement.

[Delrian]

Jealous.

Fixed.

And I forgot about the second post, aren't you glad you didn't have to delete it?

[blakmaphia]

I really need to get a car so Ican come play with the other michigan guys.....really I do...

[Skye]

Luna, add Valkenhayn to my mains.

[LunaKage]

Luna, add Valkenhayn to my mains.

Alright.

I really need to get a car so Ican come play with the other michigan guys.....really I do...

Who are you?

[LuminAbyss]

I really need to get a car so Ican come play with the other michigan guys.....really I do...

Depending on where you live, someone may be able to pick you up for events. Where do you live again?

Luna, add Valkenhayn to my mains.

ohshit

And just when I started getting good at the Arakune match up. Why Skye. Why.

[A.X.I.S.]

A Miles fan.

He will be impaled through the ass and hung like a flag for all of us to watch.

[blakmaphia]

Who are you?

Noone really knows me. If you went to Youmacon you prolly played me though. I was the one playing Rachel there.

[LunaKage]

Nigga thinks Arakune has match ups lol.

[blakmaphia]

Depending on where you live, someone may be able to pick you up for events. Where do you live again?

I live in Novi.

[LuminAbyss]

Noone really knows me. If you went to Youmacon you prolly played me though. I was the one playing Rachel there.

Were you the Rachel that was beating everyone? Your first match was an Arakune I think?

[Delrian]

Depending on where you live, someone may be able to pick you up for events. Where do you live again?

This. Edit: ninja'd, but Novi doesn't seem too far away.

Also if you copy paste someone's template from the second post with your information, we like to keep track of our michigan friends, it helps with rides/figuring out who was who at what place/time.

[blakmaphia]

Were you the Rachel that was beating everyone? Your first match was an Arakune I think?

Yea that was me.

[AOYF Jay]

I played you online a few times

[A.X.I.S.]

LOL BBCS rachels.

I can't take them seriously.

[LuminAbyss]

Yea that was me.

I would like to take a moment to apologize for yelling during your match "IF A RACHEL WINS THIS TOURNAMENT, I'M GOING TO CRY."

You probably don't know me, cause a ton of people played Ragna too, and I got knocked out early.

[Toasty]

This nigga Skye thinks he's going to use Valk.

Keyword: Thinks.

[blakmaphia]

I would like to take a moment to apologize for yelling during your match "IF A RACHEL WINS THIS TOURNAMENT, I'M GOING TO CRY."

Funny thing is I felt the same way.

Also

Dustloop: Blakmaphia

NickName: Blak

RealName: Jeremy

Location: Novi, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Rachel

GG: Bridget | May

MB: Len

AH: Cant remember name

Titles: ???

[Delrian]

I have a lot of respect for good Rachel players. Especially when they actually play Rachel in tournaments.

GG: Bridget | May

MB: Len

...FML

And don't worry about titles, Luna handles those.

[blakmaphia]

I have a lot of respect for good Rachel players. Especially when they actually play Rachel in tournaments.

RESPECT! FINALLY!!