The Michigan Thread XX - Where Hype Is More Than Just A Four Letter Word.

[LunaKage]

The New Michigan Thread

Locations

Gameyard

Digital Ops

Casuals

Casuals are hosted every Friday at the GameYard at 6pm - 2am for $6.

Casuals have also been held at Luna's house, and Troy's place as well.

Events

February - RanBats:

March 5th - Michigan Masters (Directions)

TUTORIALS

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

Community Site

Game Mechanics (Part 1)

Game Mechanics (Part 2)

Characters

Melty Blood

Community Website

Basics

Moon Styles

Character Wikis (Strategies, combos, etc)

Arcana Heart 3

Community Site

Gameplay Basics

Characters

The Canada Story, brought to you by our own Black Onslaught.

CANADA : A HISTORY OF STARBURST STEALING NIGGAS

me, axis, troy, skye and grendy were riding to keytard's place in PH for some casuals ( he has since die, aka we haven't heard from him since )

our method of navigation was by using grendy's ( at the time ) reliable droid

now see, we're niggas, so we automatically placed our faith in the white man's GPS system in a phone

... but that's where we fucked up

on the way the port huron the droid told us to get on the bridge to canada, and make a u-turn

naturally, all of us were hesitant but troy was driving and he's one scary white dude so we respected the white man's droid navigational abilities

..... but that's where we fucked up

we are immediately shaken down by the canada defense force, and forced to pull into customs

.... but that's where shit got real

we got forced out of the car, forced to leave all potentially dangerous objects in the car, troy got asked if he was carrying like nuclear bombs or something

i left my starbursts in the car, on this fateful day

.. a half pack of red and pink starbursts. RED AND PINK, THE BEST TWO FUCKING FLAVORS

after we got molested/questioned by the customs police rape force ( they went in Grendy's gooty, pray for him ) they give us some ticket from Willy Wonka and we head back to Troy's car

I immediately look in the backseat and notice that my cell phone and mp3 player ( and grendy's punkass droid ) are there, but there is one critical element missing -- my goddamn staburst

however, we all needed to get the hell out of Canada, and I was pretty sure one of the cops was seconds away from throwing cocaine on Axis and killing him for the 1993 setup

so we depart, I turn around in the backseat and glare out the window --

and I see it

a thing no one should see

a canadian cop eating my red and pink starburst and licking his lips

.....

fuck canada.

The Chicken Nugget Story, as Presented by Our Own Skye

On one foggy evening, 4 men sat in a basement, sadlifing about pedophile jokes and mandango S&M porn, Steven (Axis), Christopher (Skye), Kevin (not Luna), and George, enjoying a Friday night as we always do.

Suddenly, George has an idea!

"We need chicken nuggets! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"

Kevin is reluctant, trying to have tact in this, a stroke of genius, however Christopher and Steven agrees instantly, "we need 100 chicken nuggets". Within minutes we gather all we can to contribute to the cause, Kevin included and we all hop in the car, at 10 PM, to McDonalds, we walk up to the desk and say, "We would like to order 100 chicken nuggets", the clerk looked at us like we were stoners, Steven had to confide in them that we weren't, she finally took us seriously and placed the order, after much deliberation and decision making, we decided to up the number to 150. So the order of 150 Chicken Nuggets were placed.

While waiting, Kevin and Steven brought up the brilliant idea to take all 150 Chicken Nuggets, go into the Play-Place and have an old fashioned nugget fight, "cuz we stack paper like that".

The idea was placed under much consideration, but we were hungry.

So we gathered all 150 Chicken Nuggets and went to the gas station to get drinks, when we returned, we basked in the glorious nuggetage.

When we were "done" (we couldn't even finish them all), we sat back, a few of us laid down, Christopher included and Kevin booted up Tales of Phantasia, then quickly after, Chrono Trigger, in a bask of the moment, we named the characters after vulgar terms for genitals, we laughed at hilarious lines like-

• "Ass, can I come too?"
  
• "Cocks! Where have you been!?"
  
• "Ass's father Miguel"
  
• "Cocks, that's a nice name"
  
• "Cunt, something's wrong"
  

It was 1 am when we left from Kevin's house and we rode through frighteningly thick fog on home.

Friday nights that ended in thressomes were not as good as this one, and the best part, was that we were all sober.

The End.

[LunaKage]

Basic Player Information

Dustloop: LunaKage

NickName: Luna

RealName: Kevin

Location: Oak Park, MI.

Transportation: None

BB: Noel | Lambda

GG: Dizzy | Jam

MB: C-Sion | C-Ciel

AH: Heart(Mag) | Kamui(Time/Plant)

Titles: Mod Squad | Thread Keeper | Holder Of Casuals

Dustloop: Skye

NickName: Skye

RealName: Christopher

Location: Detroit, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Valk | Arakune | Jin

GG: Order Sol | Ky

MB: Warachia

AH: The Male rapist character

Titles: Tech Guy | What Ring Rust? | Camera Man

Dustloop: Delrian

NickName: Del

RealName: Given on a need-to-know basis.

Location: Southfield, MI. sometimes Saline, MI.

Transportation: Need rides else I'm true team NAH.

BB: Rachel (Lambda, Platinum, or Rachel in CS2)

GG: A.B.A.

MB: C-Len

AH: Undecided

Titles: Still Learning | Freedom Fighter

Dustloop: A.X.I.S.

NickName: Axis

RealName: Steven

Location: Detroit, MI

Transportation: Hitchin' rides

BB: Tager | Lambda

GG: Sol | Pot

MB: C/F-Satsuki | F-kouma

AH: none

Titles: Mod Squad | Hype Machine | Chris Tucker

Dustloop: Toasty

NickName: Toasty

RealName: Matt

Location: Grosse Pointe Park

Transportation: Car

BB: Relius | Tager | Hazama

GG: Venom | Faust | Potemkin

MB: F-Nero | C-SAkiha

AH: Yoriko | Lilica

Titles: RanBat Kingpin | Meltiest Blood | Team Mom

Dustloop: unsanctifier

NickName: Canada

RealName: Omar

Location: Toronto, Ontario (OH!!! CA!!! NA! DA!!!!)

Transportation: Car, Train, Bus, however.

BB: Rachel | Hakumen | Platinum

GG: Slayer

MB: Miyaki | W-Arc | Neco Arc

AH: Leise(Plant)

Titles: Honorary MI Guy

Dustloop: LuminAbyss

NickName: Lumin

RealName: Mohammad-Yasser (pick whichever, it's a first name middle name thing)

Location: Troy, MI

Transportation: I got a car, so I'll be picking up people a lot. On rare occasions, I'll need to hitch a ride.

BB: Ragna | Tsubaki

GG: Order Sol | Slayer

MB: H-Kohaku | F-Ciel | F-Riesbyfe

AH: Lieselotte

Titles: Still Learning | Freedom Fighter | Team Mom

Dustloop: Prototype909

NickName: Proto

RealName: Alex

Location: East Lansing/Grosse Pointe

Transportation: Will usually need pickup, will change next year

BB: Ragna | Makoto

GG: Undecided

MB: F-Tohno | F-Arc

AH: Lilica | Mei Fang

Titles: Meltiest Blood | Higher Learner

Dustloop: Jake D

Nickname: Jay

Realname: Jake

Location: Detroit, MI.

Transportation: None

BB: Jin

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: In Denial | The Carry

Dustloop: ShardZ

NickName: ShardZ

RealName: Andrew

Location: West Bloomfield

Transportation: i haz car.

BB: No one until the balance patch.

GG: ABA(?)

MB: H/F-VAkiha | H-V.Sion

AH: Maybe Elsa or Lilica?

Titles: Meltiest Blood | Team Mom | Hype Magnet

Dustloop: BlackOnslaught

NickName: BO

RealName: Que'Ondreas

Location: Flint, MI.

Transportation: None, that backseat anime/90s rap mp3 player type of nigga.

BB: Hazama | Ragna | Jin

GG: Slayer | Sol | Order Sol

MB: H-VSion | H/F-Nanaya | F-Arc

AH: we'll see.

Titles: King NAH | True NAH | Hype Machine

Dustloop: Greats

NickName: Greats

RealName: Derrick

Location: Battle Creek or (usually) Houghton

Transportation: Ugly red car

BB: Litchi (retired)

GG: Testament (never really played much)

MB: Satsuki | VSion

AH: Zenia and Heart look cool?

Titles: Ye Of Little Posts

Dustloop: Grendy

NickName: Grendy

RealName: Ryan

Location: Toledo, OH

Transportation: Car. Willing to give rides when I can make it.

BB: Hazama | Tsubaki | Jin

GG: Johnny | Order Sol

MB: F.Roa | S.Akiha

AH: Not a real man, so I'm not playing it.

Titles: Honorary MI Guy | Team Mom

Dustloop: Prodawg

NickName: Sydog

RealName: Jack

Location: Grosse Pointe MI

Transportation: Toasty's car

BB: Considering Valk if he is ever on the 360

GG: Chipp

MB: Kouma

AH: Undecided

Titles: Ye Of Little Posts

Dustloop: koun

NickName: Shadow

RealName: John

Location: Shelby township

Transportation: stuff

BB: Jin Kisaragi

GG: Millia Rage

MB: F.Akiha Tohno | H.Akiha Vermillion | F.Ciel

AH: Petra

Titles: Meltiest Blood | Young Blood

Dustloop: Leonil_Requiem

NickName: Leonil

RealName: Brian

Location: Oak Park, MI

Transportation: Random

BB: Ragna | Hakumen | Jin

GG: Ky | Johnny

MB: C_Warc | H_VAkiha

AH: Kamui | Petra | Lilica

Titles: Young Blood | What Ring Rust?

Dustloop: MainG_Jago

NickName: Jago

RealName: Marvin Jenkins

Location: Highland Park Michigan

Transportation: can borrow mother's car for now

BB: Mu | Ragna | Bang

GG: Order Sol | Johnny | Dizzy

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: New Blood

Dustloop: BigBadBrownBear

NickName: BrownBear

RealName: Capa

Location: Rochester Michigan

Transportation: Car?

BB: Arakune

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: The Unknown

Dustloop: Konton

NickName: Kon (Like from Bleach)

RealName: Chandler

Location: Temperance MI, Toledo Ohio

Transportation: My... uh... 2002 Subaru Forrester

BB: Noel

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Titles: New Blood

Dustloop: Blakmaphia

NickName: Blak

RealName: Jeremy

Location: Novi, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Rachel

GG: Bridget | May

MB: Miyako | Len

AH: Dorothy(Wind) | Lilica(Ice)

Titles: Blonde Bomber

Dustloop: FIND-ME

Name: Shawn

Nickname: Virtuoso

Location:

Transportation: YES

BB: Taokaka

GG: Sol | Jam

MB: H-Tohno | F-kouma

AH: Weiss | Zenia

Titles: Team Mom

Dustloop: Shinsyn0021

Name: Chris

Nickname: C.J. | Shin

Location: Virginia Beach, VA/ Warren, MI

Transportation: Soon

BB: Jin

GG: Anji | H.O. Sol

MB: C-Ryougi | C-Reis

AH: Saki | (Lightning)

Titles: Honorary MI Guy | The Souja | Sugar Daddy

Dustloop: Deviru Dahlia

NickName: Devi, Dai, Cee

RealName: Christopher

Location: Detroit, MI

Transportation: None

BB: Noel | Tao

GG: Millia | Chipp

MB: None atm

AH: Lilica | Weiß

Titles: New Guy

[Black Onslaught]

not first.

[The Katz]

Hype is more than just a word; its life.

Never look for Touhou genderswap images. Never.

[LunaKage]

Never look for Touhou genderswap images. Never.

KatzSigh.jpg

Yeah, it's a fucking image, get at it.

[prodawg]

Shit gets real halfway through. Also about the discussion on the last thread: Jin is just a shitty fucking character. Hazama works as an asshole because he's a fucking villain! But Jin is just a giant asshole to everyone and the story is trying to pass him off as a hero. He's done awful things and isn't even apologetic, they tried to make it seem like he had some epiphany in CS but it was really half assed. Jin can go die by being run over by a glacier.

[The Katz]

That was one of the best videos I've ever seen.

Yeah, it's a fucking image, get at it.

Fixed.

[LunaKage]

Jin can go die by being run over by a glacier.

Poetic justice.

[Delrian]

I remember the times where we would suggest titles for the next thread.

Man times have changed.

Michigan Thread 21 - Katzsigh.jpg

[LuminAbyss]

Can anyone host casuals on Wednesday? I wanna get some practice that isn't netplay before MM with you guys. I'm just busy the rest of the week, especially Friday, so that's why I'm asking x___x; If we can have them, I can stay until 8 or 9ish, and I'll get the usual people.

Just putting this out there again if Del or Luna can host them.

[Delrian]

Just putting this out there again if Del or Luna can host them.

Apparently I forgot to answer.

Classes Wednesday bro... though I have some time from 12-3...

[LunaKage]

I'm gonna be asleep that day.

[LuminAbyss]

:C Awww.

TO NETPLAY THEEEEN /flails

[LunaKage]

:C Awww.

TO NETPLAY THEEEEN /flails

Lumin, we need to start a band, you can sing.

[Prototype909]

lol that video "What do you mean "get it"?"

[Delrian]

Lumin, we need to start a band, you can sing.

That way Luna can sleep through the practices too.

[Prototype909]

I like how my roommate sets his alarm for 7AM every day yet always continues to wakeup like at 10:50. This is despite the fact that he goes to bed at like 10 whereas I go to bed at 1:00 AM and go to class at 8:00 AM.

I wouldn't give a shit normally but he makes such a big deal of being proud of "LOL I SET MY ALARM SO EARLY BECAUSE I'M THAT AWESOME". That and it wakes me up.

[LuminAbyss]

Lumin, we need to start a band, you can sing.

That we do. It would give me a reason to start practicing with my guitar again too.

@Proto: That sounds like a horrible room mate D:

[unsanctifier]

Proto, want me to gut your roommate like a fish?

[Skye]

This thread title sucks again, you should look up external advice on that Luna.

HINT HINT

[Jake D]

Proto, want me to gut your roommate like a fish?

You're harmless

[unsanctifier]

its how i want to come off

[Skye]

Omar is like a Duck.

With a unibrow.

Don't fuck with him.

[Toasty]

I hope Reload Eddie is DLC in CS2.

[Delrian]

Toasty