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Zong, I'm feeling your gangsta. Got a free drink coming to you when you come to NEC. You know what I really had to laugh about is the fact that you MFs think Zidane be banging it out in Training mode all day to be good. I chill with him all the time and he barely ever plays BB always manages to win though. I will put down hundred dollar bills that it could be a Zidane vs. WC tourney all you mfs would get bodied. Zong I think is the only one that would stand a chance. He's not even joking when he says doesn't even play this game. Tokido is probably laughing about him getting sponsored by American Pot Monsters counting his money on the plane back to Japan.

I try to write this like three times and always ended up getting interrupted. Shoutouts to the smartest guy on the planet for streaming the tourney outside for the people that want some quiet and wants to chain smoke their asses off. Shoutouts to Spooky of course for always putting up the gdlk ass stream for all of to enjoy. Shoutouts to: Daiandoh: Don't worry, you'll be my Steve Kerr one day. Killerwatt: Keep at it of course you'll get it. Just read what I told you and you'll really start stepping it up. Shine: *ice grill* Duke: We're going to have that MM next time. Nerdjosh: You were gdlk, even though you didn't think you did well. Mahouko: We gotta play but as always I see your always stronger. Team Riltalk: You guys leveled up hard, I thought I was watching two totally different players. Doomie: You my main nigga. Sorry we had to run train. Alzarath: Mahouko is MINE!!! Sesshuryu: You getting there, you aint scrubby. I had to put those beats on you though. Matt Coma: Let me find out you are Hype incarnate. We need some casuals though. Steve H.: We need to take on some long sets. Also if you think you coming back over here to troll NY, your gonna be sad. I'm coming to Maryland just to come and take over your shit. HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT!?!?!? HUH HUH!?!? Quotes: You gonna get dipped again, and Imma buy you them nice red pumps you were eyeing in the store. GDLK tourney until next time.

Quick answer: NO!!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!

Greek don't puss out. All that hot shit you were talking just drop them duckets for some Oriental goodies. Side note: I'm winning GG, I said it. Whoever is on my team is getting carried like benchwarmers on the Chicago Bulls in the 90's. Side Side note: Nerdjosh, I have had your pack of Newports since SB. You want them shits back you gotta fight me for them.

So what up Greek ready for our FM? You gonna drop that food money?

Let me find out Woki is the meta-troll.

The thing about being late is you have to be absent. I was playing GG long as or maybe even longer than you. I didn't go to tourneys back then bc my son was just born and I needed to take care of my obligations to him my gf, job and my apartment. I apologize I didn't fly out when I needed to take care of those things. Also he didn't destroy me but I guess you could make it how you feel it. Also personal opinion I think people that feel the need to use spelling errors on the Internet as a legitimate rebuttal to someone is pretty asinine. On a format where 5 letter acronyms and using letters to signify words is commonplace grammar was the first thing to leave the building. I have always been around playing GG, I just haven't been traveling is all so I couldn't be late for a party I was already in.

I agree, drop them duckets.

Woki and Sol Bumguy, I don't know why people always tend to think I'm some douchebag because of the things I say online. That is why it is called trolling and seriously I think it is fun sometimes to switch up the monotony of GG to everyone. I don't have a mean bone in my body. Mac, Hellmonkey and I got along fine when I was there unless there is something I don't know. They understood the trolling I don't know why no one else does. Also it wasn't pity matches (Sol Bumguy), I really missed playing with those characters so much so that I actually started practicing with them again. As I say this though about trolling, I add more to my plate... Now to be completely honest I was really hyped to meet you in person after so much I have heard about you. I thought to myself that I wanted to play one of the best Pots America has seen. Even though we had a bumpy start I felt everything was cool. You see now I was cool and shit but then you say something like this to troll. Commencing counter-troll: I believe your still salty.....I'll explain why. Your Salty I downloaded you in one match. Your Salty because I beat you easier than I beat Hellmonkey's Pot or Jan's Pot or Marlinpie's Pot (Yeah Marlinpie's Pot). Your Salty I beat you so thoroughly in a matchup that is terrible for Johnny. Your Salty I beat you 9 straight Your Salty that when Zinac called you out on it, you told him that you were sandbagging, and that Hellmonkey told you to mess with me. Your Salty that you then proceeded to lose 3 more times to me. and Lastly Your Salty for losing to training mode. Good shit for keeping it, Mike (EC inside joke).

First and Foremost shoutouts first to Spooky for being the hardest working man in the gaming community. Even though he didn't really get to concentrate on anything else besides SSF4, he did a magnificent job. Vyers- Thanks for taking up the task for the teams tourney (wow that was a serious alliteration). You really did a great job organizing things with just your hitlist notepad. Don't worry I got better is the answer but it was bc of playing all those good players this weekend. Zinac- You are godlike for making that tourney move as smooth as silk. Your Faust is trifling on the luck on those items. Sesshuryu- Hopefully you come by to fuck stuff up at the next Stickbug tourney. You gotta bring your boys so we could all play it out. Moroha- I'm alright it was a rough weekend but me being a casual monster this weekend really did actually make me feel better about the tourneys. Steve H- You gdlk, I give you that but next time I'm coming for your money *ice grill*. Hellmonkey- You won fair and square, under not so desirable circumstances for me but that's beyond the point. I'm surprised to see that your Eddie is actually better than your Baiken. Wish we got more time for casuals and to chill and shit but maybe next time. Also I didn't get a chance to run it back so I'll leave it for next time. Cue- You are GDLK in game and IRL. We gotta get drunk and shit next time. Kyle- Really like the May play. Glad you were on the BB tourney making it run well. SH- You are cooler than Prince dancing in Antarctica, you really knew what you were doing fucking it up in Guilty Gear. MacArthur Blunts- Correction on the first day it was 3-2, and I definitely ran it back hard the next day. It was a serious back and forth though in the overall. It was unfortunate we could chill more and do our MM. I'll leave that for next time then I guess. Woki- You were pretty awesome and I'm glad I started to understand your playstyle. Xaq is way more conservative so it was a bit of an adjustment. Titanium Beast- You are GDLK. One question though, What ever happened to the name EDDDDIIIEEEE!!!! Zoogstin- You are cool as shit and you are really good at adapting. NJ- You know you MFs are always GDLK. You MFs are like Family, I don't have to shoutout family. Sol Bumguy- You are awesome, and your Pot is really annoying. That's a good thing. You guys leveled up big time since I played you guys last. Ky Sama- I like how you were stylin on me doing the Ogawa Corner loop with Eddie on me. Also both you and your sister are really good with each of the characters you guys play. DragonKoroshi- Enjoyed the matches with Testament. Shtkn- Your still disrespectful and I really enjoyed playing Ky I haven't played Ky in forever. This tourney was a humbling experience where I played like ass after driving 5 hours straight with no sleep and hungry as shit attempting to play on my top game. I learned my lesson for sure. I hear you though Mac I really became a real casuals monster this tourney. Much love to everyone and hopefully we'll meet up again.

Hey Mac, Ready for that..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt_ro2aerQg to get in your Gastro intestinal tract through non-consensual means. Imma host that Gutfuck party in your small intestines and I'm inviting all my children. Bring the balloons and chex-mix, we're going to have the party of our lifetime.

For the love of god please don't pick eddie. Your eddie is really trash, seriously your Baiken is the only option.

Much respect to you Wuku, your not beasting on anyone but Hellmonkey this time around. I want a MM, I fought you under less than desirable terms last time and I will run it back. Hope you come man.

Johnny-A3Religion-NY-Friday-Sunday

I second that, I don't like to share.

Sold my secrets to the Greek, if we were in the Cold War I would have waterboarded you for funzies and then exile you to a concentration camp in North Korea. You lucky, those were the good ol' days.

You know what you are completely right, you do need confidence to get to the top. I respect your shit and I really hope you do well in SB. Though I will have to bring you back down to earth for a bit and that will be the true test of your confidence. After I trounce you thoroughly will you have the confidence to get back up and still feel yourself with two hands is what I'm asking you. I'm so confident that I'll beat you that I will throw in an extra awesome confirm, just to make sure the flavor is just right.

I like how you won a match off of me and then now you believe you could beat me on a consistent basis. There were days on end when you couldn't beat me a match in casuals. He put on his big boy pants after a couple of tips from Dandystepper and now he is feeling quite live. Dandystepper would also probably tell you that I adapt too well to be beaten again by you on any level. I'm going to now have to take your burst and take it out on a date, nothing too fancy. Lay your burst down by the fire, on a bear skin rug and make sweet love to it while listening to the sweet sounds of Barry Manilow. You could hold the camera and touch yourself to get yourself through it if need be.

I want three plates of Steak and fries from Yummy Taco so that I could share with my family. My son would really appreciate the sentiment. Just come with the food, I really don't want to have to wait for it.

Alright alright now your are feeling yourself with more hands than your supposed to. I know you were asking Dandystepper to run you through the matchup against me because you was outside smoking scared to take me. LOL I gave you good shit but I shouldn't have built you up that high to hurt your feelings later. You saw what I did to Karl, and he wasn't even talking shit. You wanna MM bc if you do you could just pay for my food and entry fee for the next tourney.

I know you need the help, Mac. I'm down if you down Biscuits. I do have respect for SH but not for the Scotch taping ass Slayer.

Call you tom., and you have to ask if your insurance covers you if you are driving a rental.

I believe we need to 2v2 MM these fags. Yo Biscuits if you down, I'm definitely down.

I thought we stopped trollin Mac, what happened to the white flag? Don't get me started again. I don't want to have prison date you. Though granted I was pretty ass so I really hope you hold onto that thinking that is the reason you could beat me. Your just going to be victim #34 in players that thought I was from my videos.

I think I want in on some of this Mahouko action. I believe we might have to have a round robin for Mahouko. Settle this like gentlemen.