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MIBB GDLK Champion: LunaKage [since Feb/04/2012]

MIBB Teams Champions: The Bogard Brothers (Axis & Skye) [since Mar/30/2012]

MIBB Runbacks Champion: Skye [since Apr/27/2012]

MIBB Youtube Champion: Vacant [since Apr/09/2012]

MIBB PaperWeight Champion: Deviru Dahlia [since Apr/27/2012]

The Canada Story, brought to you by our own Black Onslaught.

CANADA : A HISTORY OF STARBURST STEALING NIGGAS

me, axis, troy, skye and grendy were riding to keytard's place in PH for some casuals ( he has since die, aka we haven't heard from him since )

our method of navigation was by using grendy's ( at the time ) reliable droid

now see, we're niggas, so we automatically placed our faith in the white man's GPS system in a phone

... but that's where we fucked up

on the way the port huron the droid told us to get on the bridge to canada, and make a u-turn

naturally, all of us were hesitant but troy was driving and he's one scary white dude so we respected the white man's droid navigational abilities

..... but that's where we fucked up

we are immediately shaken down by the canada defense force, and forced to pull into customs

.... but that's where shit got real

we got forced out of the car, forced to leave all potentially dangerous objects in the car, troy got asked if he was carrying like nuclear bombs or something

i left my starbursts in the car, on this fateful day

.. a half pack of red and pink starbursts. RED AND PINK, THE BEST TWO FUCKING FLAVORS

after we got molested/questioned by the customs police rape force ( they went in Grendy's gooty, pray for him ) they give us some ticket from Willy Wonka and we head back to Troy's car

I immediately look in the backseat and notice that my cell phone and mp3 player ( and grendy's punkass droid ) are there, but there is one critical element missing -- my goddamn staburst

however, we all needed to get the hell out of Canada, and I was pretty sure one of the cops was seconds away from throwing cocaine on Axis and killing him for the 1993 setup

so we depart, I turn around in the backseat and glare out the window --

and I see it

a thing no one should see

a canadian cop eating my red and pink starburst and licking his lips

.....

fuck canada.

The Chicken Nugget Story, as Presented by Our Own Skye

On one foggy evening, 4 men sat in a basement, sadlifing about pedophile jokes and mandango S&M porn, Steven (Axis), Christopher (Skye), Kevin (not Luna), and George, enjoying a Friday night as we always do.

Suddenly, George has an idea!

"We need chicken nuggets! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"

Kevin is reluctant, trying to have tact in this, a stroke of genius, however Christopher and Steven agrees instantly, "we need 100 chicken nuggets". Within minutes we gather all we can to contribute to the cause, Kevin included and we all hop in the car, at 10 PM, to McDonalds, we walk up to the desk and say, "We would like to order 100 chicken nuggets", the clerk looked at us like we were stoners, Steven had to confide in them that we weren't, she finally took us seriously and placed the order, after much deliberation and decision making, we decided to up the number to 150. So the order of 150 Chicken Nuggets were placed.

While waiting, Kevin and Steven brought up the brilliant idea to take all 150 Chicken Nuggets, go into the Play-Place and have an old fashioned nugget fight, "cuz we stack paper like that".

The idea was placed under much consideration, but we were hungry.

So we gathered all 150 Chicken Nuggets and went to the gas station to get drinks, when we returned, we basked in the glorious nuggetage.

When we were "done" (we couldn't even finish them all), we sat back, a few of us laid down, Christopher included and Kevin booted up Tales of Phantasia, then quickly after, Chrono Trigger, in a bask of the moment, we named the characters after vulgar terms for genitals, we laughed at hilarious lines like-

  • "Ass, can I come too?"
  • "Cocks! Where have you been!?"
  • "Ass's father Miguel"
  • "Cocks, that's a nice name"
  • "Cunt, something's wrong"

It was 1 am when we left from Kevin's house and we rode through frighteningly thick fog on home.

Friday nights that ended in thressomes were not as good as this one, and the best part, was that we were all sober.

The End.

Basic Player Information

Dustloop: Skye

NickName: Skye

RealName: Christopher

Location: Detroit, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Arakune | Bang

GG: Ky | Robo-Ky

MB: C-Kouma

AH: The Male rapist character

Dustloop: Delrian

NickName: Del

RealName: Given on a need-to-know basis.

Location: Southfield, MI. sometimes Saline, MI.

Transportation: Need rides else I'm true team NAH.

BB: Rachel (Lambda, Platinum, or Rachel in CS2)

GG: A.B.A.

MB: F-Aoko

AH: None

Dustloop: A.X.I.S.

NickName: Axis

RealName: Steven

Location: Detroit, MI

Transportation: Hitchin' rides

BB: Tager | Plat

GG: Pot | May

MB: C/F-Satsuki

AH: none

Dustloop: Toasty

NickName: Toasty

RealName: Matt

Location: Grosse Pointe Park

Transportation: Car

BB: Relius | Valkenfun

GG: Venom | Anji

MB: F-Nero | C-SAkiha

AH: Yoriko(Ice) | Lilica

Dustloop: unsanctifier

NickName: Canada

RealName: Omar

Location: Toronto, Ontario (OH!!! CA!!! NA! DA!!!!)

Transportation: Car, Train, Bus, however.

BB: Rachel | Hakumen | Platinum

GG: Slayer

MB: Miyaki | W-Arc | Neco Arc

AH: Leise(Plant)

Dustloop: LuminAbyss

NickName: Lumin

RealName: Mohammad-Yasser (pick whichever, it's a first name middle name thing)

Location: Troy, MI

Transportation: I got a car, so I'll be picking up people a lot. On rare occasions, I'll need to hitch a ride.

BB: Ragna | Tsubaki

GG: Order Sol | Slayer

MB: H-Kohaku | F-Ciel | F-Riesbyfe

AH: Lieselotte

Dustloop: Prototype909

NickName: Proto

RealName: Alex

Location: East Lansing/Grosse Pointe

Transportation: Will usually need pickup, will change next year

BB: Kokonoe | Ragna

GG: Undecided

MB: F-Arc | F-Tohno

AH: Clarice | Kamui

Dustloop: Jake D

Nickname: Jay

Realname: Jake

Location: Detroit, MI.

Transportation: None

BB: Jin

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Dustloop: ShardZ

NickName: ShardZ

RealName: Andrew

Location: West Bloomfield

Transportation: i haz car.

BB: Tsubaki

GG: ABA(?)

MB: H/F-VAkiha | H-V.Sion

AH: Cathy | Elsa

Dustloop: BlackOnslaught

NickName: BO

RealName: Que'Ondreas

Location: Flint, MI.

Transportation: None, that backseat anime/90s rap mp3 player type of nigga.

BB: Hazama | Ragna | Jin

GG: Slayer | Sol | Order Sol

MB: H-VSion | H/F-Nanaya | F-Arc

AH: we'll see.

Dustloop: Greats

NickName: Greats

RealName: Derrick

Location: Battle Creek or (usually) Houghton

Transportation: Ugly red car

BB: Litchi (retired)

GG: Testament

MB: Sion | Satsuki

AH: Nazuna | Dorothy

Dustloop: Grendy

NickName: Grendy

RealName: Ryan

Location: Toledo, OH

Transportation: Car. Willing to give rides when I can make it.

BB: Hazama | Tsubaki | Jin

GG: Johnny | Order Sol

MB: F.Roa | S.Akiha

AH:

Dustloop: Prodawg

NickName: Sydog

RealName: Jack

Location: Grosse Pointe MI

Transportation: Toasty's car

BB: Considering Valk if he is ever on the 360

GG: Chipp

MB: Kouma

AH: Undecided

Dustloop: koun

NickName: Shadow

RealName: John

Location: Shelby township

Transportation: stuff

BB: Jin Kisaragi

GG: Millia Rage

MB: F.Akiha Tohno | H.Akiha Vermillion | F.Ciel

AH: Petra

Dustloop: Leonil_Requiem

NickName: Leonil

RealName: Brian

Location: Oak Park, MI

Transportation: Random

BB: Ragna | Hakumen | Jin

GG: Ky | Johnny

MB: C_Warc | H_VAkiha

AH: Kamui | Petra | Lilica

Dustloop: MainG_Jago

NickName: Jago

RealName: Marvin Jenkins

Location: Highland Park Michigan

Transportation: can borrow mother's car for now

BB: Mu | Ragna | Bang

GG: Order Sol | Johnny | Dizzy

MB: None

AH: None

Dustloop: BigBadBrownBear

NickName: BrownBear

RealName: Capa

Location: Rochester Michigan

Transportation: Car?

BB: Arakune

GG: None

MB: None

AH: None

Dustloop: Blakmaphia

NickName: Blak

RealName: Jeremy

Location: Novi, MI.

Transportation: Hitchhiking

BB: Rachel |Makoto | Platinum

GG: Jam | Bridget | May

MB: Miyako | Len

AH: Dorothy(Wind) | Lilica(Ice)

Dustloop: Shinsyn0021

Name: Chris

Nickname: C.J. | Shin

Location: Virginia Beach, VA/ Warren, MI

Transportation: Soon

BB: Jin

GG: Sol | Johnny

MB: C-Ryougi | C-Reis

AH: Saki | (Lightning)

Dustloop: Deviru Dahlia

NickName: Devi, Dai, Cee

RealName: Christopher

Location: Detroit, MI

Transportation: None

BB: Noel | Tao

GG: Chip | Milia

MB: C-Len | H-Miyako

AH: Petra | MeiFang

Dustloop: Omniswell

Nickname: Omni

Realname: Russell

Location: Rochester Hills, MI

Transportation: Car.

BB: Plat | Litchi

GG: Chipp | Ky

MB: Kohaku

AH: None

Dustloop: Chaos_Kalibur

Name: Troy

Nickname: Chaos

Location: Detroit, MI

Transportation: None (However Shin Shows Up)

BB: Litchi | Jin

GG: Anji | Milia

MB: H. Aoko

AH: Weiss | Petra

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Fuck yeah Five Guys Burger and orange soda, best lunch ever

I have to agree.

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I like Five Guys too, but it's so heavy. Every time I go there I feel like I need to wait another 3 months before trying again.

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Pfft, baby.

...okay yeah I might not have a burger for a while either but still.

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Luna's diet consists of liquids and meats he receives from 5 guys

HA!

I see what you did there.

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So yeah here's the deal on FF:

I'm planning on getting a room at the hotel across the street from the venue for Friday and Saturday. If it's possible for someone to house me on the Thursday before that'd be godlike since I really would rather make the 5 hour drive from Detroit to Chicago while it's day and hopefully clear as opposed to the night. 50-50 if you're coming with me would it be possible for you to help me with the room? I'd really appreciate it. Everyone else who wants to carpool can just help me with gas and you're good.

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So yeah here's the deal on FF:

I'm planning on getting a room at the hotel across the street from the venue for Friday and Saturday. If it's possible for someone to house me on the Thursday before that'd be godlike since I really would rather make the 5 hour drive from Detroit to Chicago while it's day and hopefully clear as opposed to the night. 50-50 if you're coming with me would it be possible for you to help me with the room? I'd really appreciate it. Everyone else who wants to carpool can just help me with gas and you're good.

My living issue at the moment isn't that good, but I can talk to someone who might be able to house you that Thursday night.

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So yeah here's the deal on FF:

I'm planning on getting a room at the hotel across the street from the venue for Friday and Saturday. If it's possible for someone to house me on the Thursday before that'd be godlike since I really would rather make the 5 hour drive from Detroit to Chicago while it's day and hopefully clear as opposed to the night. 50-50 if you're coming with me would it be possible for you to help me with the room? I'd really appreciate it. Everyone else who wants to carpool can just help me with gas and you're good.

it takes about 3-4 hours to get to the venue from my house.

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I could put you up for the night. also i'd like to come. i still haven't talked to my major yet. xD but i've worked hella overtimes so i think some people will spot me the hours.

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I could put you up for the night. also i'd like to come. i still haven't talked to my major yet. xD but i've worked hella overtimes so i think some people will spot me the hours.

Gdlk.

So the people who's shown interest in driving with me are:

Greats

Leo

50-50

Del (?)

I can fit 4 people comfortably in my car so if Del can't make it I can bring one more person. I'm going to ask for $20 from everyone and that's for Gas. I may crash at Greats since it's a 3-4 hour drive like Greats said. As far as the hotel goes, the room I'm aiming to get is going to be $111.98 so $22 from everyone will cover the price.

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I'm down for paying and everything. I really want to go.

And since Mom will probably let me since classes don't start, it's looking like a damn good possibility.

22 collars of cash is also ok. :3

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