The New Michigan Thread
MIBB GDLK Champion: LunaKage [Since Feb/04/2012]
MIBB Teams Champions: The Bogard Brothers (Axis & Skye) [Since Mar/30/2012]
MIBB Runbacks Champion: Skye [Since Apr/27/2012]
MIBB Youtube Champion: Vacant [Since Apr/09/2012]
MIBB PaperWeight Champion: Deviru Dahlia [Since Apr/27/2012]
The Canada Story, brought to you by our own Black Onslaught.
CANADA : A HISTORY OF STARBURST STEALING NIGGAS
me, axis, troy, skye and grendy were riding to keytard's place in PH for some casuals ( he has since die, aka we haven't heard from him since )
our method of navigation was by using grendy's ( at the time ) reliable droid
now see, we're niggas, so we automatically placed our faith in the white man's GPS system in a phone
... but that's where we fucked up
on the way the port huron the droid told us to get on the bridge to canada, and make a u-turn
naturally, all of us were hesitant but troy was driving and he's one scary white dude so we respected the white man's droid navigational abilities
..... but that's where we fucked up
we are immediately shaken down by the canada defense force, and forced to pull into customs
.... but that's where shit got real
we got forced out of the car, forced to leave all potentially dangerous objects in the car, troy got asked if he was carrying like nuclear bombs or something
i left my starbursts in the car, on this fateful day
.. a half pack of red and pink starbursts. RED AND PINK, THE BEST TWO FUCKING FLAVORS
after we got molested/questioned by the customs police rape force ( they went in Grendy's gooty, pray for him ) they give us some ticket from Willy Wonka and we head back to Troy's car
I immediately look in the backseat and notice that my cell phone and mp3 player ( and grendy's punkass droid ) are there, but there is one critical element missing -- my goddamn staburst
however, we all needed to get the hell out of Canada, and I was pretty sure one of the cops was seconds away from throwing cocaine on Axis and killing him for the 1993 setup
so we depart, I turn around in the backseat and glare out the window --
and I see it
a thing no one should see
a canadian cop eating my red and pink starburst and licking his lips
The Chicken Nugget Story, as Presented by Our Own Skye
On one foggy evening, 4 men sat in a basement, sadlifing about pedophile jokes and mandango S&M porn, Steven (Axis), Christopher (Skye), Kevin (not Luna), and George, enjoying a Friday night as we always do.
Suddenly, George has an idea!
"We need chicken nuggets! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"
Kevin is reluctant, trying to have tact in this, a stroke of genius, however Christopher and Steven agrees instantly, "we need 100 chicken nuggets". Within minutes we gather all we can to contribute to the cause, Kevin included and we all hop in the car, at 10 PM, to McDonalds, we walk up to the desk and say, "We would like to order 100 chicken nuggets", the clerk looked at us like we were stoners, Steven had to confide in them that we weren't, she finally took us seriously and placed the order, after much deliberation and decision making, we decided to up the number to 150. So the order of 150 Chicken Nuggets were placed.
While waiting, Kevin and Steven brought up the brilliant idea to take all 150 Chicken Nuggets, go into the Play-Place and have an old fashioned nugget fight, "cuz we stack paper like that".
The idea was placed under much consideration, but we were hungry.
So we gathered all 150 Chicken Nuggets and went to the gas station to get drinks, when we returned, we basked in the glorious nuggetage.
When we were "done" (we couldn't even finish them all), we sat back, a few of us laid down, Christopher included and Kevin booted up Tales of Phantasia, then quickly after, Chrono Trigger, in a bask of the moment, we named the characters after vulgar terms for genitals, we laughed at hilarious lines like-
- "Ass, can I come too?"
- "Cocks! Where have you been!?"
- "Ass's father Miguel"
- "Cocks, that's a nice name"
- "Cunt, something's wrong"
It was 1 am when we left from Kevin's house and we rode through frighteningly thick fog on home.
Friday nights that ended in thressomes were not as good as this one, and the best part, was that we were all sober.
Basic Player Information
Location: Detroit, MI.
BB: Arakune | Bang
GG: Ky | Robo-Ky
AH: The Male rapist character
RealName: Given on a need-to-know basis.
Location: Southfield, MI. sometimes Saline, MI.
Transportation: Need rides else I'm true team NAH.
BB: Rachel (Lambda, Platinum, or Rachel in CS2)
Location: Detroit, MI
Transportation: Hitchin' rides
BB: Tager | Plat
GG: Pot | May
Location: Grosse Pointe Park
BB: Relius | Valkenfun
GG: Venom | Anji
MB: F-Nero | C-SAkiha
AH: Yoriko(Ice) | Lilica
Location: Toronto, Ontario (OH!!! CA!!! NA! DA!!!!)
Transportation: Car, Train, Bus, however.
BB: Rachel | Hakumen | Platinum
MB: Miyaki | W-Arc | Neco Arc
RealName: Mohammad-Yasser (pick whichever, it's a first name middle name thing)
Location: Troy, MI
Transportation: I got a car, so I'll be picking up people a lot. On rare occasions, I'll need to hitch a ride.
BB: Ragna | Tsubaki
GG: Order Sol | Slayer
MB: H-Kohaku | F-Ciel | F-Riesbyfe
Location: East Lansing/Grosse Pointe
Transportation: Will usually need pickup, will change next year
BB: Kokonoe | Ragna
MB: F-Arc | F-Tohno
AH: Clarice | Kamui
Dustloop: Jake D
Location: Detroit, MI.
Location: West Bloomfield
Transportation: i haz car.
MB: H/F-VAkiha | H-V.Sion
AH: Cathy | Elsa
Location: Flint, MI.
Transportation: None, that backseat anime/90s rap mp3 player type of nigga.
BB: Hazama | Ragna | Jin
GG: Slayer | Sol | Order Sol
MB: H-VSion | H/F-Nanaya | F-Arc
AH: we'll see.
Location: Battle Creek or (usually) Houghton
Transportation: Ugly red car
BB: Litchi (retired)
MB: Sion | Satsuki
AH: Nazuna | Dorothy
Location: Toledo, OH
Transportation: Car. Willing to give rides when I can make it.
BB: Hazama | Tsubaki | Jin
GG: Johnny | Order Sol
MB: F.Roa | S.Akiha
Location: Grosse Pointe MI
Transportation: Toasty's car
BB: Considering Valk if he is ever on the 360
Location: Shelby township
BB: Jin Kisaragi
GG: Millia Rage
MB: F.Akiha Tohno | H.Akiha Vermillion | F.Ciel
Location: Oak Park, MI
BB: Ragna | Hakumen | Jin
GG: Ky | Johnny
MB: C_Warc | H_VAkiha
AH: Kamui | Petra | Lilica
RealName: Marvin Jenkins
Location: Highland Park Michigan
Transportation: can borrow mother's car for now
BB: Mu | Ragna | Bang
GG: Order Sol | Johnny | Dizzy
Location: Rochester Michigan
Location: Novi, MI.
BB: Rachel |Makoto | Platinum
GG: Jam | Bridget | May
MB: Miyako | Len
AH: Dorothy(Wind) | Lilica(Ice)
Nickname: C.J. | Shin
Location: Virginia Beach, VA/ Warren, MI
GG: Sol | Johnny
MB: C-Ryougi | C-Reis
AH: Saki | (Lightning)
Dustloop: Deviru Dahlia
NickName: Devi, Dai, Cee
Location: Detroit, MI
BB: Noel | Tao
GG: Chip | Milia
MB: C-Len | H-Miyako
AH: Petra | MeiFang
Location: Rochester Hills, MI
BB: Plat | Litchi
GG: Chipp | Ky
Location: Detroit, MI
Transportation: None (However Shin Shows Up)
BB: Litchi | Jin
GG: Anji | Milia
MB: H. Aoko
AH: Weiss | Petra
Edited by LunaKage, 28 April 2012 - 03:19 AM.