- Is a tank
- Dash has a hitbox
- Is the best waifu in the game
- Is most certainly NOT the best waifu in the game, thank you very much. Especially considering all the other waifus can actually do meaningful things in the air. Speaking of which...
- Has arguably the worst air game in... well, the game. This is primarily due to being able to jump only once at a time, said jump having extremely low height, which prevents him from even being able to jump over some of the cast without a super jump, etc.
- Is arguably just as bland, if not even blander, than mayonnaise. And even then, you can eat mayonnaise, which means Blitzank still loses by default, if you ask me.