Not me: Damn, you got a blue name?
Me: Yeah it's pretty LIT, some say it's purple but I just call them stalkers.
Not me: I hope your okay, considering ya know...
Me: What do I know?
Not me: Your an editor here.
Me: Yeah, and...???
Not me: Doesn't that mean that you no longer have a big badonkadonk.
Me: Of course it doesn't take a look.
Me: *shows my unbelievably gigantic badonkadonk*
Not me: Well I stand corrected, you do indeed have a big badonkadonk.
Me: It's not a big badonkadonk... it's a COLOSSAL badonkadonk.
Not me: Indeed... That explains why people are saying your name is purple.
Me: Never thought of it that way, I guess people do like looking at COLOSSAL badonkadonks.